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Once again, i have started another one of my cringe worthy fics, this one where Kisara is the director of the LA division of kaiba Corp and they get stuck together during a pandemic and bond. so here i have ideas for the first time they get together and I would like people to vote. I thought I could post a poll but I’m a Mobile browser so i can’t do much. Anyway here are the options,


A. Argument sex

B. Comfort/grief sex

C. Drunk sex

D. The power is out and we need to keep warm.

E. Stoned sex ( it is LA)

I have no idea how many people still follow this tag, and only expect a few people to vote/comment since I can’t create an actual poll, but I’m curious anyway, you can always message me if you want to be private. Thank you for your time.

Fic title: Re-conception Veritas posted on ff . Net

XOXO

Mk

Reposting because I adjusted the options c and e

reblogging for greater reach

The picture on my account is so old my hair isn’t even that color anymore it’s turned gray. I also haven’t been a redhead for at least 5 years now. I suppose we’ll see if I ever update anything here update is I have doubled my cats from 2 to 4. I have also doubled the size of my living space to accommodate for new babies. That is all

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If there’s anything I can finesse, it’s a resume, interview and pay rate. 

Please help? I need these skills?

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Come my child…

LIE. LIE. LIE. (By lie, I mean embellish) I’m going to tell you why. I lied on my resume to get the job that made it so I didn’t have to embellish anymore. By embellish I mean make your positions seem more important than they are. Chances are you’re not getting paid enough for what you do anyhow. The system is definitely going to play you so you gotta make a move too. 

Use businesses that are no longer in business (Finesse #1) Everyone has those establishments in their cities that went out of business; Fridays, hospitals, dennys, etc. USE THEM. I’m a HR Manager, I’m not going to dig for a reference from a closed business. Not in this lifetime.

Use your friends who are employed in corporate America as references. (Finesse #2) List them as former supervisors or managers. Pick your friends with professional phone voices who can gas you up in a corporate manner.

Research the pay rate for the company, city and position. (Finesse #3) They may be offering you 25K to be a store manager when in reality store managers in your exact city (or their employment averages) are making 35K. Do not be afraid to challenge a salary. It shows that you also did your homework on the position and the company. 

Chaotic good. 

Hershey’s Finesse Catalog

Cashier? Customer Service Manager

Human Resources Assistant? HR Generalist II 

Food Service Worker? Hospitality and Beverage Manager/Operator

Janitor? Sanitation Inspector

Dishwasher? Health and Sanitation operator

Shopback? Retail Inventory Manager

Stockroom? Inventory and production operator

@thisisnotanadultparty !!!! Per your request. 

She’s actually a genius! She should write a life book I would buy! Always the plug!

@kimreesesdaughter oh snap I’m going to tweak up my resume 😂👌🏾 do you recommend that I use a PDF form for a resume?

Yes! Definitely use a PDF. I say this because, just in case you overlook any typos or errors, they won’t be as obvious. When recruiters open resumes in Word, here come all them damn squiggly red lines 🙄

what about background checks? thats gonna show us all for who we really are

Y'all are honestly overthinking this. You either take the tried and proven advice or you don’t and continue to make minimum wage at a job that should be paying you $16/hr.

Adulting is a finesse. If you don’t learn how to make things work for your advantage, you will not survive in this world or live the way you want to.

& one more time, BACKGROUND CHECKS ARE FOR CRIMINAL HISTORY!
The only thing I would tell you to never lie about.
You can go to any staffing agency and they would tell you to hype up your resume.

GOLD

Now how would YOU finesse an interview

I posted a video on it!

Key point: Practice!! How do you practice for an interview? Glassdoor.com (USE THIS). Look at common interview questions for the position/field you’re trying to get into. Practice answering questions using the S.T.A.R method.

Situation (explain the issue)

Task (describe YOUR responsibility with the issue)

Action (what did YOU do?)

Resolution (what was the end result?)

Research competency and behavioral based interviews and questions. Prepare examples from your previous jobs!

I hope that helps ☺️

I think I’d feel uncomfortable straight up lying about previous jobs

I’m uncomfortable making minimum wage.

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Saving a life

Lying about positions you never had to advance further or get a new job is a surefire way to fuck yourself. If you’ve never been a manager and say you have- they will find out real quick when you can’t do inventory reports or payroll. There’s a reason people get promoted to these positions (yes, it is sometimes unfairly) but that’s not the point. You do it once and they find out, you can fuck yourself out of other jobs in the same city/district for multiple companies. I’ve seen someone do it and fail, and the wound up having to move back in with mom because NO ONE would hire him because he lied about being a manager at a fast food place. Unless you’ve been a manager don’t lie. employers appreciate honesty and some of them can smell this shit- I’ve done application verification for a small company and if your job references are on facebook in pictures of you getting shit faced for the last 10 years, I”ll know you’re lying and your application gets filed in folder #13- DO NOT HIRE. If  every single one of your employers is out of business- guess what, red flag- because I will also verify the dates they went out of business. This is needed because our last business manager LIED on her app and it cost the company 14,000$ and she got slammed with FRAUD. ANY COMPANY WILL FIRE YOU OVER A 14,000$ MISTAKE, and you’ll be goddamn lucky if they give you a good reference. Also, some employers do credit checks- AND GUESS WHAT- some employers report that- so if I see a company you haven’t listed- FILE 13- Some companies aren’t this thorough but some are, and the ones that are WILL FUCK YOU. I’ve been a manager for YEARS, I know how this goes, and honestly, I had to wait my turn to do it. I had to prove I could handle it. I didn’t lie, I did it on my own merits. Not many companies will hire a 19-24 year old manager because of lack of experience- and maturity, and I was QUALIFIED. I ran my own company wih my dad from the time I was 16- until he died. I knew my shit, but no one cared. Lying sounds good in theory and it may work for some places- but it might fuck you over as well.

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Anonymous asked:

u still alive? <3

michellekellyff:

I am. I’m still hanging in there. I wound up moving 6 times in the last year, went through a horrible (but luckily short) abusive relationship with an asshole who stole my dad’s ashes, and a court case, new medication, new symptoms, new problems and suddenly I have 4 cats instead of 2. 

I also have roommates now. I live with my brother who is currently in jail, and his friend who’s a disabled Iraq Marine. so that’s been happening. With him in jail the household shit falls on me, because Aaron is the most disabled out of all of us, and that’s been taxing since Mike’s been gone almost a month.

I live with 2 dudes, but thankfully, I finally have my own room and shit and now that my ex is gone no one is stealing shit or touching me in my sleep. The cats are fat and happy and now have 2 twin brothers. I shall post pictures in another post if requested. Peaches and Murphy have adapted to their brothers well, and Stormy is enamored with Peaches and loves her endlessly and peaches is sooooo over it. 

Francis, the abusive one was tossed out in October. I lived with him since March, and we were dating from then until July when I ended it after he assaulted me and a week aafter that he broke all my shit. I had to live with him for 2 months in his house. aaron Mike and I got a place in September and he decided he was moving in. He demanded to share a room with me (and my bed that he broke) or to have his own room, he was denied both and told he had 3 weeks to leave. he didn’t. he claimed he was going to california, and didn’t because the whore he cheated on me with chose to drop the restraining order against him, so he “decided that he was staying” he was told again to leave when he was caught stealing from my room and Mike once again. he refused, slammed his head on the wall and gouged at his eye. finally, he left after all of us literally screamed him out. then he demanded to talk to aaron or he would go to the hospital and say the injuries were from aaron and not self inflicted like they were. Which is what he did. Aaron is facing charges on his lies, because of the domestic law that requires one person be arrested. Aaron was arrested only because francis had injuries despite being self inflicted. francis said he had a scratched cornea, then it was a retina, then he started telling people that he had a fracture optical socket and needed surgery. All of which were lies. He lied about soo much shit man. there was so much drama, then Mike got arrested for back child support and here we are. He gets out on friday, so the household should return to normal. and normalcyy here is quite relaxing. I’ve finally become part of a functioning, normal household that isn’t fueled with anger, disdain, abuse, violence, or hate. it’s nice. things are becoming as they should be, and my writing should follow shortly. 


Life has been calming down and I am honestly working on updating, but it might take me another few weeks or a month.  I’m working on burning the furniture in Reluctant Surrender and rolling with that. God it’s taking forever. Thanks for checking in on me Anon. 


one of my cats is named Mr Big Beefy. In Spanish that’s Senior Gordo Fiordo.


3 of them are orange. The one that isn’t is named Peaches. How Ironic. 


<3

Michelle Kelly

Update.

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This beautiful piece can function as a belt or a waist cincher. It’s hand dyed, tooled, and finished, and would be perfect for any steampunk ensemble. From a steamship pirate to lady explorer, you know you’ll look the part while wearing this. Head on over to the Stronghold ebay and get it for your own epic costume right now!

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this belt is now owned by Cyan Kelly.

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